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• 2009-11-08

  George Wilson: He’s cheating.
  George Wilson: Dennis is cheating. He’s using the Beckman kid as a spy.
  Mrs. Martha Wilson: Oh, leave them alone, George.
  George Wilson: I’m gonna even things up. Gunther!
  George Wilson: Gunther, I’m just talking to your daddy on the telephone. He’s going to the ice cream store. He wants to take you with him.
  [Gunther gasps in excitement]
  George Wilson: Hurry up and go home!
  George Wilson: [chuckles] Now it’s fair.
  Mrs. Martha Wilson: You lied to a toddler, George!
  Mrs. Martha Wilson: Well, think how disappointed he’s going to be when he gets home!
  George Wilson: Well, he better get used to it. Disappointment’s gonna be a big part of his life. He’s a foot short for his age and he’s cross-eyed.