January 2012
5 posts
You guys all pretend mass group hugs are terrible and annoying and awkward and all that shit
Everybody loves grouphugs. Thats a fuckin fact.
December 2011
2 posts
September 2011
1 post
SOS
July 2011
1 post
I am the buffalo
Callin home
Callin home.
May 2010
1 post
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
20 posts
A broken robot keeps having an impossible dream.
Still wandering in his deep delusion.
Get me out of this fuckin cipher.
Fuck it.
what do you say when you’re too fucked up what’s your girlfriend say when i smack that butt what do you say when you run outta drugs and baby whatcha say when you bust a nut
Mickey Avalon is Sexual
kiss me baby.
December 2009
4 posts
“these two do”
“who…”
“the fat one and the other fat one.”
Haha
Scratch thattttt
70 mg Vyvanse
and you.
Haven’t slept in a while
November 2009
21 posts
It's funny that this epiphany was brought to you...
hawaiianelephants:
christinefriar:
Shallow and proud.
Helllo mothafucka, hey hi how ya doing
its Weezy F Baby gonna take a shit and urine on your toilet bowel bitchesss
Pussy ass niggass
Lars: I’m feeling skinny Tony!
Lars: Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like “YES!” and “You better believe it!” Entrepenuer, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!
oh como te extraño mijas y campo
you’re as dumb as rocks kid
Reblog if you called her on the phone and she...
bigbrat:
theclosestofcalls:
mamayates:
quarantina:
undressingthewords:
uhhliviagray:
shannonsayys:
4sphyxi4t3d:
(via thelittlestgiant)
I laughed myself to sleep.
Eileen: hello mothafucka hey hi how ya doinnn
Eileen: theres a fucking animal right above me fucking irish step dancing in the attick
Eileen: thats what it sounds like
I have a question to ask you.
and no, I am not tying my shoe..
George Wilson: He’s cheating. George Wilson: Dennis is cheating. He’s using the Beckman kid as a spy. Mrs. Martha Wilson: Oh, leave them alone, George. George Wilson: I’m gonna even things up. Gunther! George Wilson: Gunther, I’m just talking to your daddy on the telephone. He’s going to the ice cream store. He wants to take you with him. [Gunther gasps in...